The News that DID make the news......

So on my mostly favorite radio station, they do this thing every weekday morning about 8:15 called The News That Didn't make the News. And they have funny and somtimest stupid stories about things that have happpend. But since my school starts at, like, 8:30, I only get to listen to it on no-school days.

Anyway......today we have the news that DID make the news. SOOOOO.......

From the North!
The South!
The East!
And the West.......It's time for.....the News that DID make the News......

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(That's what you hear on the radio)
Didja hear? Our always well mannered (NOT!!!!) VP Mr. Dick Cheney......

SHOT A MAN by "accident"! Yes!

Okay, if there is one man who should not be alowed to handle a gun, It's Dick. I mean, he has been known to say the F-word in public. What does that tell you about him? Oh, I remember.......HE HASN'T GROWN OUT OF THE AGE RANGE FROM 11-18!!!! HE CAN NOT STOP ACTING LIKE A TEENAGER!!!!!!!!

I would like to see him get kicked out of office for this, but that probaly isn't going to happen.

Seriously, though, what kind of name is he giving the republican party?

Go here:http://www.wmal.com/listingsEntry.asp?ID=410757&PT=NEWS
for more imfo.

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MICHELLE WITHDREW FROM THE OLYMPICS.

Isn't that sad? I think it is because this was her last chance at the gold, and she had to withdraw due to groin injuries.

That's all the news we have for now. Thanks, and TTYL!

Teen Knitter